In fact, tomorrow I’m having a kung fu lesson and I know that the tutor has been told to put me through my paces, which is great, but I’m already planning the chicken shawarma that I’m going to have after. Yes, I have been in what can only be described as the throes of passion, and if anything’s going to ruin that, it’s cramp.
I was hopping around and all I could feel was an excruciating pain down the back of my leg.
It was something I just wanted to do, but I made a fantastic connection with the guy that drove me there.
He was saying that he brings kids together to play football and how he’s been trying to raise money to get them all kits, so I ended up climbing the Piton for him.
‘I had to apply for a passport to Pimlico,’ jokes Dave, explaining that he bought a flat there with Sugababe girlfriend Heidi Range for its view of Battersea Power Station.
A former East Enders extra, Dave really knows how to sell his beloved city.
‘We’re pleased to say George & Lilah won’t be going far – more news on that, and the new Capital breakfast show very soon.’ The breakfast show will now be hosted by stand-ins for several weeks, until Capital FM find permanent replacements; it has been rumoured Roman Kemp is currently the frontrunner for the role.
In India, when we arrived, they marked our heads with red dye and put amazing flower garlands around our necks, gave us this gorgeous ice-cold mango lassi, swept our bags away and pointed to the beach. I had a short-lived modelling career and was doing a job for Burton menswear in Cornwall.
If I'd been on my own, I would have just locked myself in with the cockroaches and rocked myself to sleep. When it's hot, it's vibrant; when it's cold, I love the river and the places you can duck in out of the rain. I will literally stop on the way to the fridge, then come out of this trance and realise I've been stood staring out the window for 15 minutes.
Obviously after Bradley Wiggins, the other most iconic cycling moment is Elliott riding his bicycle across the moon, with ET in the basket…
so for Sport Relief I’ve climbed into a really tiny basket pretending to be a little boy, and worn an official Sport Relief T-shirt.