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But people expect to actually eat the dishes people bring to cookouts. Your bitch-ass fruit salad There’s nothing wrong with fruit salad filled with happy fruit salad fruit, like watermelon and pineapples and other types of random chunky melons. But don’t be the paragon of bitchassness who prepares a bowl of grapes and bananas and has the audacity to expect people to eat it. Off brand meats This means your chicken livers, your meatloafs, your fried bolognas, and every other bitch-ass quasi meat only six-year-olds with abusive great aunts should ever eat. Your leftovers New Rule: Bring a two-week old bowl of baked beans to a cookout and get beat with it. Shit you brought just enough of so only you can eat it This is cool if you have some type of bitch-ass dietary restrictions and don’t want to subject everyone to it. Weekly updates about all the pop culture, race & politics, Bougie Black People™ shit, and other grand tomfoolery we cover here on VSB.
But, don’t be the asshole who brings something likes — crab legs, shrimp cocktail, prime rib, weed brownies etc — but only brings enough so your bitch-ass is the only one who can eat it. Potato salad if you’re not an officially certified and verified potato salad maker This is more for your own good than everyone else’s. Plus early heads up about new tees, new contributors, and our events.
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Because one glance at your soggy-ass, giant-ass potato chunks in the salad-ass “potato salad” will make people want to throw you in the lake.
And if there’s no lake near by, they’ll go on Google maps, find the nearest lake, drive you and your analog potato salad to it, and kick you both off a pier. He is also a columnist for And he's working on a book of essays to be published by Ecco (Harper Collins). He lives in Pittsburgh, and he really likes pancakes.