Not only would you reek right now, but your dating life would be severely hindered by these outrageous laws.

Some of these laws have been repealed, and in that case, it’s just interesting to think about why they were drummed up in the first place. (Blow jobs are still technically illegal in several states, like Maryland, but poor, unfortunate underfunded states are unable to form Anti-BJ committees, and the laws are largely uninforced.) Here are the craziest sex, love and relationship laws this country has seen: You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

(ARIZONA) It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.

(CONNECTICUT) It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.

At 2.62 bars per 1,000 residents, it barely cracks the top 30.

(COLORADO and Hartford, Connecticut) Women may walk in public topless provided they have their nipples covered.

(NEW MEXICO) Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.

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